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[pantslog]

so i was walking home today, in pain from my stomach imploding last night, and 5 seconds after i pass until this one tree on gilman, i hear this cracking noise behind me. this HUGE FREAKING BRANCH FELL FROM THE TREE I HAD JUST WALKED UNDER. if i had left 5 seconds later, i would be dead or in a coma right now, most likely

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[hindjew]

because your stomach's imploding. expanding universe has gotta takea hard line against that shit.

[ltboatshow]

asians are naturally unlucky