A little joke

[panzerboy]

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I maul you to death or we have sex

Comments

[ex_faeya501]

Somehow, though I can't picture Frank carrying a rifle, I Can picture him getting it from a bear. :P

[stich]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[panzerboy]

Ahh yes, the infamous funniest joke of all time :)

hope we see you tonight

[zoeanonymous]

Didn't realize that you were in town. Dave's here too. Hope you manage to bump into one another. Has he told you his bear joke?

[panzerboy]

Yes, we met up, crazy how things like that happen

[intothedepths]

thank you for the invite to your place to crash at

[panzerboy]

no problem, just give us some advanced warning, oh this weekend is bad by the way. Have Robotics_girl's parents visiting.

[intothedepths]

ouch

thats when im going down

if i cant stay there its no worries
I was planning on doing the cheap motel thing really

I got Livejournal! YAY!

[psychostephy]

Hi Jason. It is Steph. (Halfy's Steph) I got livejournal! YAY! May I add you to my friends list?

Re: I got Livejournal! YAY!

[panzerboy]

sure thing, I dont actively use the journal much anymore, but I do still read my friends page so add away and ill do the same