Der Panzerfuhrer is very pleased with the actions of Panzergruppe Cleveland. Last night was seen as a highly successful action against the forces of SUCKAGE! My apologies to Panzer Division and his battle unit, our intentions had been to join them in celebration after the offensive. Unfortunately I was forced to retreat into seclusion along with ( Read more... )

Those of you brave enough to venture to the Panzer Division show tonight will be rewarded with the opportunity of a lifetime. A chance to meet Der Panzerfuhrer in person! Be there or go to the camp!

That is all.

Have a blog, lose your job?
Workers with Web logs are everywhere, and they're starting to make corporate America very nervous.
February 14, 2005: 5:29 PM EST
By Krysten Crawford, CNN/Moneyhttp://money.cnn.com/2005/02/14/news/economy/blogging/index.htm

Production numbers have come in from the ministry of armaments for last week ( Read more... )

Tonight is the fetish ball downtown and I need someone to go with me. Top or bottom, your choice! This is your opportunity to serve the needs of Der Panzerfuher! Contact our field operatives as soon as possible!

-D

Anyone want to take the day off and spend it on the couch?

Our troops entered the sewer system of Stalingrad to bypass the heavy enemy defenses and emerged unscathed at the River Volga! The company net nanny can't stop the progress of the Panzerjugend juggernaut! Forward to victory ( Read more... )

Did you ever sit in the background of a meeting listening to a bunch of guys that make $250,000 a year and wonder what the fuck they get paid all that money for? I mean really. They talk in these vague, circular generalities for three hours while saying absolutely nothing of use, but seem to enjoy hearing themselves speak in front of a bunch of ( Read more... )

WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! Toothopolis is ours for the taking! Forward men!