Oh man oh geez

[panzerkoopa]

I received a very alarming email today! It goes:

MY NAME IS MELAINE GILL
I AM 13 YEARS OLD
WITH MASSIVE LICE
AND A TIGHT PURPLE SWEATER.
I HAVE NO SKIN ON MY FACE AND
AM BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
I HAVE NO LEFT FOOT OR EARS.
I AM DEAD.
IF U DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 5 MIN.,
I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED
WITH A fING CAN OPENER AND WILL MAKE YOU

Comments

[dasherkoopa]

Trying to get the keyboard blood-free must be a bitch.

[blueb]

Panzer gets all the hot girls. Dammit.

[wilcoblackflame]

Tell me Blue, does it count as necrophilia for you? You're a ghost already.

...Dibs on anything of value Panzer has.

[dawooster]

When she says she's 13 years old... does that mean she was 13 before she died... or that she's been dea 13 years... or perhaps when you add the dead time with the alive time...

I MUST KNOW THIS ANSWER!