Best day of my life

[paopao]

I ripped a hole in my pants.

Comments

[cocacollins]

I hope it was either from a super erection or an untimely eruption of faeces.

[paopao]

Both simultaneously! It blew parts of pants into another dimension.

[cocacollins]

Maybe it blew them back in time to before pants were invented, and actually caused pants to be invented. OMG causal loops!

[paopao]

What if my pants were from the future... AND I BLEW THEM BACK THERE!

[hulez]

my theory is your pants were blown into the 4th spacial dimension

[hulez]

that just means it's impossible for you to ever wear them again because they are higher dimensional pants as your only 3D

[paopao]

Mmm, interesting hypothesis. Though, time is often considered the fourth dimension - as discussed above - and a lower order spatial dimensioned objects can exist within higher order dimension space.

[hulez]

but this is just a livejournal, nothing has to make sense and be logical. and for this your 4D pants grow bazookas for some unrelated reason and fire homing missiles at you and you die, end of story