MSN quotes

Dec 05, 2009 16:43



Kylmyys is my MSN alias (add me at strawberrypao@gmail.com). Hopefully you'll enjoy these convos as much as I did if you're reading this- although I doubt you will, this page is mostly for formatted storage. This will be updated periodically.

Astaroth says:
uh WHAT
whats his email
Kylmyys says:
torbellinodenieve
Astaroth says:
oh fuck
that's torby you dumb bint
Kylmyys says:
OH
Astaroth says:
ILU
BUT SOMETIMES
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF
Kylmyys says:
SORRY I DIDN'T NAME HIM FAGGOT
Astaroth says:
BRO I ALWAYS DO THAT
AS SOON AS I ADD SOMEONE
Kylmyys says:
yeah well
thats you
I have better things to do
like colour cordinate panties and shit
Astaroth says:
color coordinating panties?
WHAT A COINCIDENCE
I DO TOO
Kylmyys says:
OMG
CAN WE HUG NOW
Astaroth says:
YES
PANTY COORDINATION PARTY

Pokey says:
So yeah
5 PM
It'll be bitcin bro
Kylmyys says:
you buying us food?
Pokey says:
Yeah
Kylmyys says:
WELL NOW I'M COMING

Pokey says:
These events
Must be recorded into the anals of history
Kylmyys says:
the what now?
Pokey says:
THA ANALS OF HISTORY
Kylmyys says:
of, pertaining to, involving, or near the anus.
...I don't understand.
Pokey says:
I believe I misspelled it
ALLOW ME TO REPHRASE
Into the corridors of history
Kylmyys says:
I was imaging like a time capsule inserted into the anus
Pokey says:
what
Kylmyys says:
I mean
if you can have an ass baby
Pokey says:
WHAT
Kylmyys says:
MPREG
Pokey says:
No thank you
I've had enough lulz for tonight
Kylmyys says:
no
I mean
ass baby
...I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN
WITHOUT EXPLAINING

Kylmyys says:
Shit. Ygg me, please >_>
Astaroth says:
WHAT DID YOU DO
I MEAN
BESIDES SUCK
Kylmyys says:
well
usually sucking is all it takes
in my experience
Astaroth says:
I'm sure you have a lot of experience

Kylmyys says:
BUT YEAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdF_aFkujZE ("Fuck you" - Eamon)
Pokey says:
I'm sorry.
Kylmyys says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePyRrb2-fzs ("Apologize" - One Republic)
Pokey says:
Yeah I think I know what that is

Akari says:
kjgs;dlkh;lkjh;lhfhkfldsf
ds
OH GOD YOU CAN SEX
...WITH GARRUS IN MASS EFFECT
;_____________________________; why did I google this
Pokey says:
With the tank
Whale thing?
Oh, god
Akari says:
...i just
it would be like having sex with a socially retarded velociraptor
MASS EFFECTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Pokey says:
moar like mass erect
amirite
Akari says:
....I love you

(in relation to Althea Pokemon RPG)
Torby: LOL WHATS OUR POKEMON RIDING SYSTEM LIKE?
Akari: system? what system
Akari: SIT YOUR ASS ON IT
Munch: shit
Munch: too complicated
Munch: we need a bunch of numbers

Astaroth says:
scratching at the door
my first reaction was "BUTTERBALL I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH UNTIL YOU BLEED"
butterball being cat's name
then I recoiled
realized what the hell random ass string of swearing had come out of my mouth
and immediately decided that you would be interested

just for fun, quotes

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