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[papa_squat]

I went to my girlie doctor yesterday. I don't like her; usually docs warn you before they swap you during a pap. She just jammed the duckbill thing in and swabbed away. She didn't use a regular swab either. It looked like damn toothbrush with different lengths of bristles and it HURT. I was out in less than an hour, so I went back to work. I think

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[squixy]

Your doctor sucks, you should find a different one. As far as the pap goes my doctor (who is an effing pap ninja) uses the little bristly swabs. But, yeah, she's a ninja she's like, "your going to feel pressure," and then she's done. I drive to Norman just so I don't have to find a new lady bits partner.

Also, your neighbor sucks. I dislike him on principal.

[papa_squat]

Yeah, the good thing is as long as the pap is fine, I don't have to find another girlie doc for another year. My old doc in Norman was good because she at least gave me some warning, and it never hurt. This lady had the crazy eyes, too. I wanted to straight up tell her, "Don't try to get my eye contact while you're giveing me a breast exam pls

[squixy]

The salad sounds awesome! Neighbor = lame. As far as food goes I'll try just about anything once because otherwise I'll wonder what I'm missing.

Ugh, she looked you in the eye during the breast exam? That's creepy. I usually just look at what they're doing or the wall. Eesh, what a freak.