CELEBRITY DINER UPDATE.

[papagaeio]

Oh dear...
Oh dear oh dear.

Chris SpasticHead Evans.
He loomed into the restaurant like a rusty moss topped troll.
I can't really be bothered to talk about it, but he was wearing a ridiculous trucker hat.

Comments

[_no_love_lost_]

that was one of my favourite texts this year actually. i hate that man. i would have thrown stuff at him or accidentally spilled hot gravy on his face

[papagaeio]

we don't do 'gravy'! How dare you. But I could've spilt a veal jus and red wine reduction over him. It's really sticky too. If that'd help.

[_no_love_lost_]

what. how do you expect me to eat when i visit you if u dont do gravy. i dont want jus anything or anything reduced tanku very much. i want GURRRRAAAAAAAVY.

and its 'how VERY dare you'

ahahahaha love u tom x

[nina_kate]

eww!
that must have been so tempting to spunk in his order.

[papagaeio]

I didn't know which food he'd ordered sadly, and I think I spotted Sara Cox at the end of the table and I love her so I'd have been mortified if she'd got it... or would I? No, that's just wrong!

[bottled_cat]

DID YOU??? Did you get a dwarf to jerk off over his dinner???

[papagaeio]

The dwarfs are banned from masturbation during service. I'm fed up with having damp knees.