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these are uber seedy 18 plus quizes.im bored.
Your Sex Position is Girl On Top
Hot. Devine. And the way things should be!
Ride that man into the ground.
And if he's ugly, just turn around.
What's Your Sex Position?
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Your Masturbation Method Should be Using The Shower Head!
You like getting wet and are kinda secretive.
Masterbate in the shower where you are not very likely to get caught.
What's *Your* Masturbation Method?
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You Are 88% Femme and 12% Butch!
80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken.
60 - 79% Femme - Girl? Almost certainly. If not, you've got some major man boobs going on.
40 - 59% Femme - Girl or guy? Even your best friends can't figure this one out.
20 - 39% Femme - You are likely male, or the toughest, scariest lesbian around.
0 - 19% Femme - You are 100% male. You make cowboys look like pussies.
How Butch or Femme Are You?
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SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: being jackie dupre
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: never turn out
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? well, you would be surprised what you can do with a cello spike
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? pretty far because i would die to be her now (heh, no pun intended
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? no
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? the sort with bad one liners
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? muffy the vampire layer (and yes, that already has been taken)
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? writer
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? spose if thats ya thing
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? yes
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? frustrated
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? *pulls a blank face*
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? poke them with a possum
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? tell him im a jedi
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? panic
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK? bloody kids
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK? bloody kids
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH: the moment i open my eyes
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? hate coffee... must have diet coke
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? must.. win.. lottery
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? depends how well he plays the violin
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? .................the boss is my dad
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? see previous comment whilst i barf
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? yes
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? yes, but i dont treat it accordingly
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? im not.
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? ill show you scars sometime :P:P:P
5. ON YOUR CAR? if youe seen how dirty my car is, you know it would be worth the health risk
6. WITH YOUR CAR? mmm.... exhaust pipe :P
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? im to cheap :P
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? chi?
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? gwb??
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? yes
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? hrm.. yes
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? oh yeah
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? a mini kfc
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? i turn him into hot and spicy
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? riigghhtt
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? so long as i dont h ave to move heh heh
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES? maybe not on the rug??
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN? depends what type of chicken
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? THEYRE CALLED CHOCOBOS YOU FUCKERS!
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? too many.
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? well, the gold ones are pretty spesh
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR blue
2. PICK A CONDOM glow in teh dark. jsut coz its such a stupid invention
3. PICK A SONG drivers high
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION japan
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? yes
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? strange person
7. BIRD OR FISH? bird
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? dinner
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT: eating
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT no eating
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT no no eating
Your Sex Position is Girl On Top
Hot. Devine. And the way things should be!
Ride that man into the ground.
And if he's ugly, just turn around.
What's Your Sex Position?
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Your Masturbation Method Should be Using The Shower Head!
You like getting wet and are kinda secretive.
Masterbate in the shower where you are not very likely to get caught.
What's *Your* Masturbation Method?
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You Are 88% Femme and 12% Butch!
80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken.
60 - 79% Femme - Girl? Almost certainly. If not, you've got some major man boobs going on.
40 - 59% Femme - Girl or guy? Even your best friends can't figure this one out.
20 - 39% Femme - You are likely male, or the toughest, scariest lesbian around.
0 - 19% Femme - You are 100% male. You make cowboys look like pussies.
How Butch or Femme Are You?
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SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: being jackie dupre
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: never turn out
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? well, you would be surprised what you can do with a cello spike
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? pretty far because i would die to be her now (heh, no pun intended
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? no
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? the sort with bad one liners
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? muffy the vampire layer (and yes, that already has been taken)
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? writer
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? spose if thats ya thing
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? yes
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? frustrated
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? *pulls a blank face*
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? poke them with a possum
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? tell him im a jedi
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? panic
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK? bloody kids
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK? bloody kids
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH: the moment i open my eyes
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? hate coffee... must have diet coke
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? must.. win.. lottery
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? depends how well he plays the violin
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? .................the boss is my dad
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? see previous comment whilst i barf
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? yes
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? yes, but i dont treat it accordingly
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? im not.
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? ill show you scars sometime :P:P:P
5. ON YOUR CAR? if youe seen how dirty my car is, you know it would be worth the health risk
6. WITH YOUR CAR? mmm.... exhaust pipe :P
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? im to cheap :P
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? chi?
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? gwb??
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? yes
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? hrm.. yes
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? oh yeah
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? a mini kfc
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? i turn him into hot and spicy
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? riigghhtt
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? so long as i dont h ave to move heh heh
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES? maybe not on the rug??
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN? depends what type of chicken
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? THEYRE CALLED CHOCOBOS YOU FUCKERS!
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? too many.
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? well, the gold ones are pretty spesh
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR blue
2. PICK A CONDOM glow in teh dark. jsut coz its such a stupid invention
3. PICK A SONG drivers high
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION japan
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? yes
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? strange person
7. BIRD OR FISH? bird
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? dinner
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT: eating
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT no eating
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT no no eating