I wish I was penisless

[papajlne]

Last night was awesome. Marissa surprised me and showed up at my bands show. She is being so wonderful. I was so nervous to be around her. So we walked around and enjoyed each others company before my band had to go on. It was so nice. I am so in love with her and she loves me too. I've never seen her this way, it makes me feel so happy. So

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olivectomy

[groovenik]

i suggest an OLIVECTOMY for that testicle problem. jeff olive was the man who pioneered that surgical procedure. it goes like this: cut off your balls, rip out your eyes. put your balls in your eyesockets and your eyes in your sack. that way you cannot look at boobs, and if your penis gets any funny ideas you get a closeup of the vagina, which is enough to make most people run away from the girl.