While Harry was busy running around naked I changed all the locks and put anti lock picking hexes on their surfaces, there for only residants with a issued key CAN GET INSIDE.

There, problem solved.

Ginny? Harry? will you both please SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Ginny I'm sorry about Harry showing up and yes I've tried several times to make him leave and he flat out refuses ( Read more... )

I hope everyone had a decent sort of Halloween and Dennis I'm sorry about the suite of armour almost killing you but to be fair you should have been at school ( Read more... )

So how do you wash smoke and ash out of satin and velvet? I've tried several things and none of it has worked.

Most of my close friends already know this but I thought I'd make a general announcement ( Read more... )

This whole year book thing is BEYOND RETARDED ( Read more... )

Dude has anyone noticed that Harry is still wet??? I mean I've heard about attention seeking but this is just sad.

I cant remember if I still take potions and if I do I'm going to fail anyway because it's been months since my last class ( Read more... )

Hello it's been a while hasn't it?? I've been busy dealing with my legal team over the current crisis in the Harry Potter fan fiction fandom. For the past eighteen months Harry Potter enterprises has turned a blind eye to most of the fan fiction published on the internet, however due to recent events such as the publication of the "Love that the ( Read more... )