- that's where I live when I go to sleep ( Read more... )

- for sure ( Read more... )

- Give it up, give it up, give it. Rock that van to the downtown ( Read more... )

- but I love it when you blink your eyes ( Read more... )

- and she's pretty nice ( Read more... )

Every now and then I get this problematic urge to bite something, but right now all I have are some chocolates. They're far too feeble and do not satisfy the powerfully weird desire. Where does this kind of thing come from anyway, and more importantly, should I bite my arm? Better yet, why hurt myself when some of you just have to be masochistic ( Read more... )

- and has finally burned us out ( Read more... )

Adam called last night saying this show at the Caledonia was about to get crazy, so despite being tired as hell, I rushed over. There was only one guitarist and one drummer on stage, but they were enough. First of all, it was the best use of double base pedal I've ever heard in my life. More than just speed, his precision was perfect for the ( Read more... )

Last night, Matt and I had the greatest idea for a kitchen product. It's a microwave called Carousel where food is heated as it floats upward into a red funnel. Instead of a "reheat" button, you'd push the "renew" button! The only display would be a crystal that turned clear when your food was ready, and the preset temperatures would be for fish ( Read more... )

Last Friday was totally free doughnut day at work. Is it not universally known that, where office jobs are involved, that is truly the best of all days? On that day, you can proudly stand up with doughnut in hand and congratulate yourself for having only taken one sick day this month ( Read more... )