chris came over at like 5 and we ate turkey and then we went to his house and he farted and we ate more turkey and his brother made funny noises in his sleep because he was drunk
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job lady called today asking if i could work and i said go fuck yourself it's thanksgiving eve. not really, but i'm not working today like someones bitch
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You tell a guy you have a boyfriend and all of the sudden you can't be friends anymore. All of the sudden everything is weird because you know the other person's wished intentions each time your together.