prove to me that you're no fool: walk across my swimming pool

[paper_jam11]

I was having the worst day. I have a seriously skinned knee and elbow, ruined my favourite pants, had to go for a long walk in the driving, icy rain and realize now that I may also have whiplash from the spill I took while taking the puppy out for a potty break. (Who the hell manages to nearly kill themselves while frolicking with a puppy? That

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[fairytiger]

I can't remember the last time I frolicked with my puppy. I need to do that one of these days.

[paper_jam11]

Frolicking with puppies is bad for your health. True fact.

Getting kisses from puppies is quite another thing: good for your soul!

(I'm strangely entertained that I'm posting a comment about puppy kisses with a Sark icon. Hee.)

[angryhaiku]

Sark sleeps in a bed made entirely of wriggling labrador puppies.

True fact.

[paper_jam11]

Cute, but strange. He must be training them as killer assassin dogs that lure people in with their adorableness, then tear out their victims' throats. (Or similar, to maintain his street cred.)