eh, *chomp* you la srsly.
one. you 2really suck. it's like got BILLIONS in the world that like big bang and blah blah kpop sheet.
sok also like what. you 2 so big dare, go fight my sok la.
two. eh gay partners, when's your birthday, ive got a mirror for your present to look at your exquisite hat(aka hasir), and marvellous, absolutely stunning faces. IM LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUSSS. -bimbo.
oh. i forgot you cant use mirrors, you have no eyes to see! :0
three, SOK'S MRSBIGBANG. no one else is fit to be called that except sok. k?
four(this is only to mr ma), hayyyyy, how's the weather up there? why are you so tall when you aint pretty at all?(hey, it rhymes:) well, you may say that im too short to see your fascinating ddg face, hog. but it's okayyy, ive got a picture of a horse in my phone alr:D longserrrrr.
five,(this is to owner of hasir), heyyyyyyy, ive always got this question for you. why do you have a bad hair day everyday? maybe it runs in the genes or smth. but your sista's reallll pretty.nothing like you. where you from exactly. no wonder whenever im beside you, the rubbish truck comes, now i know it's your parents to come fetch you. oh ya. and btw, I (L) hasir.
six,(finale), so? anything else to sayy? oh well, one's horse, one's hairrr. too badddd. they both cant talkkkk:D
PUT HORSE COME HERE laaaaaaa:D LEWWWWWWSURRRRRSSSSSS-quoted from fred:) wow, amazingly, i never even said one bad word.