In which I am unemployable, apparently.

[paper_tzipporah]

Today I wrote a cover letter template, mad libs style. Behold:

To Whom It May Concern

Comments

[imaginarycircus]

I'd hire you, in a heartbeat.

[paper_tzipporah]

:D

[imaginarycircus]

I'm burning little offerings to the universe in hopes that you get a job you can stand and we find a new apartment we like and then the agents don't hate my novel and there is snow that tastes like strawberries and we all dance around with unicorns and rainbows.

[kamili]

Have I told you lately that I love you?

[jkefka]

Magnificent. If you actually managed to get a job with that letter, well, I'd want that job.

[silencegolden]

As I said earlier, in the event of a zombie apocalypse I want you on my side.

[paper_tzipporah]

YES! GO TEAM AWESOfhqoihwf;'hlqwjqwashf;qh;wlfkh;aks

Braaaaaaaaaaains...

[maiden_rising]

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