Old journals like this are getting harder to write in. I don't take them seriously; they feel like toys from the past.

Thinking about reincarnation in an attempt to explain my identity and world view, it makes me feel very primitive to grapple with universal wonders in an attempt to explain my own small phenomenon of being. My inner scientist is scolding me with a redirection to "nature vs. nuture" (it's both, of course) but I've always sought some tepid mixture of ( Read more... )

The banner above my Myspace page is asking me if I'm hotter than Miley Cyrus. Fuck yeah, I am! I'll take that quiz Now!

"I'd like to learn a new language: Scottish. It's a mixture of English and alcohol. You drink a pint and end each sentence with 'you bastard.'"

--Sean Meo

Last night, a lengthy portion of the evening was spent poring over frivolous sex terms on Urban Dictionary.

Do you know what an Alambama Hot Pocket is? Or a Rusty Trombone? Jesus, I do, and you don't want to know.

"I am an unreasonable man, he thinks to himself, walking through the park, then laughs out loud, which scares a blackbird out of a nearby tree."
--Richard Siken, Aye, Wobot!

It is easy, when you are young, to believe that what you desire is no less than what you deserve, to assume that if you want something badly enough, it is your God-given right to have it.

--Jon Krakauer, Into the Wild

I have a cramp in my side, and small pile of movies to watch, all of which were recommended by friends ( Read more... )

Me: Omg, I almost got cunty with a couple of peddling girl scouts outside of Borders.

Mal: Good. Those evil little temptresses deserve it!

It is never too late to be who you might have been.

George Eliot

I disagree. It is never too late to change, but that depends on the amount of change, and time in which to do it.