WTF are they talking about (AKA I'm sick of marketing slang)

[paperclippy]

From the website of a product I was researching:
With MKS Integrity we offer a complete range of ALM competence. This competence, delivered coherently from a single platform, allows MKS to deliver solutions that can transform software development and delivery. Competence and coherence are essential prerequisites for the adaptability needed to

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[eepmirva]

"How do you offer a range of competence? Does that mean I can buy the competent solution, the semi-competent solution, or the incompetent solution?"

that made me lol - too bad I'm in class right now! :o)

[partly_cloudy]

(buzzword) Bingo!

[etiphany]

It should be a federal offense to use "delivered," "deliver," and "delivery" in the same sentence.

[paperclippy]

YES. omg.