poll

[papergreen]

what's the best line someone has used to try to seduce you?

mine was (probably), as said to me by someone with whom i was in a complicated, love-triangle-type scenario:
if this was a movie, the audience would be rooting so hard for you and me to get together.

good line.
although now the audience would just think you were an asshole.

Comments

[robarchangel]

that is a good line- damn.

[papergreen]

you can use it someday if you want.

i'm totally going to.
i mean, it worked on me.

[rocksee]

fuck. i'm sold. GREAT line.

i don't know if i have anything near that.

[papergreen]

c'mon, try me!

[rocksee]

"hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like shannon doherty? she's a pistol."

yea, i've got nothing.

[papergreen]

man, even my second-best lines are better than that!

guess i date the smoothies.

[missbettenoire]

the best line someone has used to try to seduce me was nearly pure.

oh wait.

[_stadtkind_]

HEY. in those days it WAS.

[missbettenoire]

and as a seduction tactic, it worked, didn't it?

[papergreen]

uhhh yeah. don't get it.
guess that's not what it's for tho, is it.

Re: I guess the girls I've attracted were more to the point.

[funnyirishguy]

awesome. just friggin awesome.

Re: I guess the girls I've attracted were more to the point.

[papergreen]

i'm not sure that counts as seduction.

it's something alright
but there's not much subtlety to it.

Re: I guess the girls I've attracted were more to the point.

[funnyirishguy]

i bet it worked. straight and to the point. why be subtle when all parties really want the same things?

[lipsandhips]

i would drink your bathwater