overheard, in soho, while waiting in line to mooch off a starbucks bathroom. imagine me giggling progressively louder with each sentence exchanged.

adolescent girl: where's the next starbucks?

counter guy: around the corner.

adolescent girl: which way?

counter guy: (embarrassed) uh. either way.

okay
america's next top model is still an A+ guilty pleasure, even with the weird james bond-style laser challenges and vaugely mysogynistic photo shoot themes (how beautiful women are when they're dead?)

...but the search for the next doll?

please.

i was unaware that "pussycat doll" is a career goal.

apparently my taxable income this year comes to a whopping $5140the plus side of living on so little is that my tax refund will be an amount more than sufficient to cover a month's living expenses ( Read more... )

i cannot be the only person watching chloe sevigny oh-so-devoutly profess her love for gennifer goodwin on "big love" who finds their thoughts wandering in the direction of slashfic.

also
ben n jerry's makes a black and tan flavor.
that's right, BEER FLAVORED ben n jerry's.
my life is complete.

spent the weekend swigging whiskey and dancing like a fool at an art opening, falling asleep on the floor at tom's friends' place with a beer in my hand and then waking up and getting baked and jumping on the wrong train to go to the beach, having sex on the couch and going to sleep around 3 am ( Read more... )

happy belated international women's day

things to do after having wrapped on tom's thesis (well except that one little scene in the closet-restore poor, film-crew-abused apartment from "tornado-wrecked shithole" to "home ( Read more... )

this weekend's trip to connecticut was a rousing success ( Read more... )

oh man! i just got hit up for my first alumni donation ( Read more... )