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[paperjesus]

I was girly today and went shopping. I got myself cool stuff, like a shirt that says 'I feel bestest in Texas!' and a shirt with the tootsie roll pop owl that I got at............*gasp* Hot Topic. I also go some sweet argyle socks and girl's rule underpants! Yay

Comments

[not_named_frank]

You should have killed him with your new underwear.

[paperjesus]

Yes, I've been told this. I'm dissapointed I didn't think of that on the moment. Mall security is so picky though, they generally don't like it when you attempt to murder people.

[not_named_frank]

I think we should start a death by underwear awareness campaign to make it less of a taboo amoungst mall security.

[onlyarie]

You should have strangled him with your new underwear.

[paperjesus]

POETIC JUSTICE!

[beseech]

Hah. I once got in the goffix mood and smeared my face with eyeliner and went to buy a plushie. And they thought I stole it! =(

humanity is screwed. =)

[paperjesus]

Yes, we're superficial. I guess that's what protects us from axe murderers and other such things.

[para_the_great]

how old was this guy? an old folk or just some random looser who has no life wandering the mall checkin out the shladies?

[paperjesus]

I think he was thirty something. I remember because he asked if I was still going to want my septum piercing when I was thirty or something and I asked how old he was because he still had a really lame ass ear piercing. He was a loser, but he was having a day out with his son I think. I would feel bad if he wasn't such a dick.

I had fun making fun of him though.

[sol_teh_badguy]

Take a pair of "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" undies, forced it down his throught, then stomp on his head a few times just to make sure that he really gets it into his head. Then for good measure I guess you could take a rock and smash it onto his fingers and eyes repeatedly. Um, sexist bastards aside how's it been going?

[paperjesus]

A really sharp rock, yes. Sounds like a lot of fun! I think I handled it well though. I verbally cut him down in front of his 12 year old son. And that's all the enjoyment I need, seeing his son pointing and laughing at him.

Aside from bastards, I'm doing well. All excited to sit on my ass for a couple more weeks until school starts! How's it been going for you?

[sol_teh_badguy]

Hm, five essays I have the joy of writing over the weekend. Screw the sharp rock, I'll just take any blunt object to my head to try and forget all this crap.

[paperjesus]

You could just bullshit it and hope for the best. What are the essays about?