The bad weave and other children's stories

[paperjesus]

I am almost tempted to never ride the bus again if it means I won't get weirdos hitting on me and asking me how much I love Eminem. The answer is not at all!

I do however love M&Ms. I am sick off chocolate cake.

Comments

[xlethargicax]

I hide in my music devices when I'm riding a bus. It works. ^^;

[paperjesus]

I try to, but weirdos are so persistant!

[xlethargicax]

Then you have weirder weirdo's than me. =D

[paperjesus]

Yes, it is a tragedy :(

[__introspection]

man, some old hobo black guy with prison tattoos hit on me today during lunch.
fortunately it was in a fairly large group of people, so it wasnt like i was gonna get raped. though he was REALLY FUCKIN CREEPY.

hey baby, how you doin today?
baby, whats your name?
...baby...i just need somebody to talk to.
i need somebody to give my number to, to talk to.
baby, you got a boyfriend?
baby, your hair is so beautiful.
you arent interested are ya, baby?
well, are any o your friends over there single?
cause, baby, i need somebody to talk to.

[paperjesus]

Who knew hobo prose could be so profound?

I'm glad to know someone shares my pain.