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[paperorplastik]

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
...but so is splenda

little miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
throwing up her
curds and whey.

my best friend just spewed those out
at me. She hates the fact that I do
that whole OMG NO CALORIES thing,
but she though it was funny anyways...
and it really is.
♥

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[heres_a_quarter]

Jack be nimble
jack be quick
jacks as thin
as a candle stick!