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[paperpoultice]

Take the first sentence or two from the first post of each month and you will have your year in review.

January: “Wow...some people...can just totally disappoint you, but also assure you that you didn't miss much.”

February: “Life is so wonderful.” <-- Don't let the line that happens to be first fool you; this entry was about being a drunk

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[eosleo]

This sleazy guy with a trophy blonde just came in and asked for the "sleeper hit" or the tequilas for margaritas, not Cuervo. I told him the 1800 was on sale, and he said, "You mean I could get all THAT Pepe Lopez for the price of that small bottle of 1800?"

"Well, yeah."

"Come on now. This is for margaritas. It's purely medicinal."

He was obnoxious, and he hardly paid attention to what the woman was talking to him about (an elementary school banning a showing of the film version of Olive the Other Reindeer because there was a scene with martinis).

I wanted to say, "Well, in my experience, margaritas with 1800 ALWAYS get you laid."