♚ one. the things that keep us all guessing.

[papilioblumei]

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[ffffflowers]

That sounds like fun! Okay ...

Once upon a time, in a planet with a city depressing like this place, there was a girl who sold flowers. She met a confused boy and his friends and they set off to explore the world that had a sky, and figure out the boy's head. Lots of things happened! They rode chocobos and walked through mines and went on a boat and saw an airship and stayed by the beach and went to a really, really great amusement park! In the sky! They went to prison and to the mountains and met a ninja and a weird guy and lots of things happened! I bet they saved the world, too.

Sorry, I don't know where to find tea, so I just went without it. Your turn!

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[papilioblumei]

Sounds like the stuff of legends! Or of weird dreams you have when your subconscious represses too much.

[papilioblumei]

Oh! Well once there was a pretty tea seller, the prettiest tea seller in all the land. All came to marvel at her and drink her tea in tiny sips because the tea seller never gave refills because people please! She's only one tiny adorable tea seller and can't carry a gallon of it! Anyway, all was well in this land of joy and joyfulness until the dreaded foreign tea conglomerate came and attempted to usurp her spot as the rightful tea ruler! Then there were pirates and a great war was fought and then the tea seller resumed her happy life until she wandered into another adventure!

Now chapter 2!

[ffffflowers]

A dream like this place could be?

Gosh, it looks like the tea seller could tell a thing or two to the flower girl, only, the flower girl never had to worry about competition~ she had a monopoly in her city.

But I didn't think I'd need a second chapter! That was the whole story. Hm, maybe I could expand it?

Nothing happened. Nothing.

[mushimaster]

I heard there's food around. Try to hold on until you've found it.

[ voice ]

[papilioblumei]

But... energy... slowly slipping away...

need... tea...

[mushimaster]

You'll manage.

[papilioblumei]

..............HOW MEAN! I'm slipping into unconsciousness here and you're unmoved. Do you have no chivalry in your soul?

[undainty]

...I will assume you are a real voice, and not a demon of my own design.

I was on a quest from J-... Ser Jaime of the Kingsguard, searching for a highborn girl of three and ten. I was to find her, protect her, and bring her back to him. However, I was gravely wounded and apprehended by a band of brigands led by a phantom of my past. And I was hung.

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[papilioblumei]

I'm real and too pretty to be a demon! Though... I know one devil with a face more annoyingly beautiful than mine.

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[papilioblumei]

[papilioblumei]

What tragedy it is you have borne...

Then this I suppose is a kinder fate than you would have had.

[vincit_x_omnia]

Should everyone here be afraid, then?

[papilioblumei]

For their eardrums! What else could a cute girl like me do~

[vincit_x_omnia]

Sometimes, I find the ones who have more to them are the ones who say things like that.

[papilioblumei]

Experience with such facades? You flatter me with too much attention!

[one_eyed_beast]

Information can be a dangerous thing. One never knows quite how they'll react upon finding out we've all been dropped in a metal cage. Instincts tell men now is the time to bear their fangs.

[papilioblumei]

Dangerous if you don't know how to use it~

Surprise is for the unwary! Instinct for those without a plan!

[one_eyed_beast]

And your own plans ? Or do you intend to idle and watch, instead ? That could prove just as fatal.

[papilioblumei]

Are mine to share! Don't try to plumb the heart of a young girl at such a short acquaintance, mister!