You always remember the first...

[papillon_denuit]

Cups of coffee-  2 (Being sensitive to caffeine, this is enough coffee to get me adequately wired for the afternoon.)
Jellybeans-  can't bring self to count. (not that I have had a whole lot...they're just so damned tiny!)
Customers in the store- 4
Number of times have thought of bludgeoning customers with blunt antique objects: 1 (Thats ALL? must be

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[smellen_of_troy]

Darling!
Of course it would resemble something by David Sedaris, if it actually read like Little House, I would not read it. (And you aim to please me solely, yes?)
So that's how you spell Marjorie! See this is what happens when we never communicate in writing (barring Epistluae Latinae, where everything is declined within an inch of its life anyway). Somehow I thought it was spelled a bit like Margret, but with an ory at the end. In retrospect... I am stupid. Soft g anyone?
Retrospect is a cool word. It always makes me think of vintage sunglasses.
I must reassure you that though the thought has crossed my mind, I will not steal Marjorie. It would be hard to hide my guilt from you and I don't love your car enough to never speak to you again after that.
*Drives up in silver Smart with strategically placed mud splatters*"Oh Becca, did someone steal Marjorie?! Here, I'll give you a ride to school" "No, this car doesn't seem familiar to you, whatever do you mean?"