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Jun 10, 2007 21:32



1. SO WE HAVE CRUSNIK, METHUSELAH (BACILLUS) AND TERRANS, RIGHT.

2. ... I don't think the fertility rate goes down as fast with age in Methuselah or Crusnik. Since the series is all '|D hurr only 50 years old? YOU VAMPIRE WHELP CHILD thingy.'

3. Crusnik nanomachines won't do anything to Terrans, since they can't live on Terran blood -- but if a Crusnik's nanomachines aren't activated, then his/her bodily fluids won't hurt a Methuselah either.

(I say this because Abel's blood doesn't eat vampires every time they impale him. And they impale him a lot.

That was not a euphemism.)

4. ... if a Methuselah gets literally Crusnikraped it's DEATH BY SPERM. Ew.

5. Methuselah/Terran intercourse is possible (Unless it's directly blood/blood, Bacillus is less, er, reactive???) but canonically taboo, probably because of the next point:

6. On pregnancy:

a) METHUSELAH father + TERRAN mother / CRUSNIK father + METHUSELAH mother = mother dies from baby being a parasite.

b) TERRAN father + METHUSELAH mother / METHUSELAH father + CRUSNIK mother = ... potential baby gets reabsorbed quickly.

c) TERRAN/CRUSNIK baby would probably have all sort of complications if the nanomachines activated at any time during the pregnancy, and a Terran mother would probably die from the effects. O-ow CLAWS IN THE UTERUS.

... the Crusnik bits are mostly conjecture since none of the siblings are trying to have kids anyway, uh. But we never ever see half-breeds in TB canon and THAT MIGHT BE WHY.

notes, canon

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