Unwanted visitors

[papillonmuse]

My roommate and I have had an unwanted guest living in our garage for quite some time. This guest is small enough to be inconspicuous to the common eye but large enough to give me the heebie jeebies, has a shiny black bottom decorated with a red hour glass. Her name's Gertrude which seemed fitting for a creature who murders her husband and then

Comments

[saraneth_kibeth]

Oh man, i WOULD help but then you had to give her a name...I think i'm emotionally envolved now...sorry!

[ex_soysauce545]

what about taking a nice, long car ride with getrude (securely packed away, naturally) and letting her go somewhere far away?

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[anonymous]

i hear that said man was found.. congrats! when martin and i tried to get rid of the one outside his house, we both were screaming like little girls.. well i started laughing as soon as i heard his scream, but you know what i mean. sorry your other "sweet, endearing" roommate (ahem ahem cause you know she's reading this too) wasn't there to laugh and point like she is wont to do.
-marlene