Sometimes nothing I design turns out right. I call these days "shitty days." Today is one of these shitty days ( Read more... )

Shhh... Come here..... Closer, I don't want anyone else to hear.

I really dig that T.I. song "Whatever You Like." It's really catchy. I can't help it. But I swear to god if you tell anybody I'll kill you.

So, uh, anyway. How bout that Arcade Fire, eh? Good band!

I just realized I'm going to have to see Bill Maher's "Religulous" by myself. Hmm.

Here's a thought-- why is it that religous belief is the only belief we're not allowed to question? Almost universally. For example, if someone tells you they believe in bigfoot ( a fairly trivial belief), you're allowed to give them evidence to the contrary, or even ( Read more... )

A friend of mine just had some personal shit go down, and it's the kind of shit where you really can't say anything to make it better, cause anything you say just comes out hollow and perfunctory, you know? I mean, I certainly never threw any platitudes his way. Hugs, sure, (MANLY hugs) and a couple of ears he can talk in to, but I figure that's ( Read more... )

Jon Stewart continues to do the media's job for them. I mean, it isn't even funny anymore. The Daily Show is actually a BETTER news outlet than CNN at this point.

 My niece is going to be on Last Comic Standing next season.

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So, researchers just discovered 125,000 gorillas living in a swamp in Northern Congo. That's cool, considering scientists thought there were only, like, 50,000 gorillas left in the world. So, that's...cool? I mean, besides this discovery raising all kinds of disturbing possibilities:

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I had a dream last night that Larry King was trying to kill me. We were involved in a shootout in a parking garage. He laughed like the Penguin. (WAH WAH WAAAAAH!!!!) I killed all his thugs and cronies, but when it was down to just us (mano a mano) both our guns simply click click clicked. I was forced to dive into my car (riddled with bullet holes ( Read more... )

Continuing my journey into albums I should have listened to a decade ago, I recently got The Smashing Pumpkin's Siamese Dream.

I had heard "Cherub Rock" and "Today" (the two singles) before, but I'd never given the whole thing a listen. So here, 15 years later, I'm being blown away. Seriously, a fantastic album the whole way through. I know all the ( Read more... )

Man, I can't believe "God's Pottery" got kicked off. Sure, their shtick would probably get old if you had to live with em, but those cats were FUNNY. Ah, well. At least Louis is still there, and the two Brits.