a three part-er delineated by the dashes.

[para_aqui]

ATTENTION, ATTENTION:

ASHA MCELFISH HAS NOW OFFICIALLY BEEN ACCEPTED TO THE SPRING CLASS OF TEXAS STATE UNIVERSITY (in san marcos, TX)!!!

I did, all on my own and it has paid off quite well!

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me: mom!!!! guess what?!! (said very giddily) are you sitting down? i have really great news!!!
mom: what's going on?? is everything okay?
me: you're

Comments

[colotexan]

Personally, I think that's fantastic news!

Go kick some ass...lovingly, of course.

[ace4547]

san marcos sucks ass fyi

we'll hang out sometime in austin though for sure

[para_aqui]

ha - thanks for the memo. i take it this is your version of 'congratulations'?

btw, do you live by yourself?

[firerybutterfly]

congratulations!

[para_aqui]

thanks!