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[paracelsus_ftw]

YO. STOOGES. I'M HIRIN' ME GENTS FO' A SMALL SERVICE.

C'mere, rascals - lis'n up. I need me strong fellas or - ah - ladies, and them need to be mighty willin', or I'm slapping me a schmuck. Anyways: need someone who can help freeze up a joint. You know - the sub zero kinda freeze, not the really weird shit when everyone's at a nice lil gatherin

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[hajikemomo]

...Hitsugaya-kun probably could.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Hitsy what?

[hajikemomo]

Hitsugaya-kun.

Ice is something of his speciality.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Gimme Hitsy.

[juicebox_woes]

I can help.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Bless ye, somethin' nice to look at - you just stand right here near Uncle Paulie, doin' your business, right? Very near. Winter'n'all. Body heat's somethin' special.

[toonurturing]

Paulie... I'm getting grumpy, will this be fun?

[paracelsus_ftw]

'pends, how much clothes you wearin'.

[toonurturing]

My cocktail dress, pervert. And a coat.

Bad Paulie.

[paracelsus_ftw]

What the fuck am I, your God damned pooch?

[frozenjewels]

I can help.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Ho ho ho, my lucky day indeed.

[the_bastard_ds]

Call me when you need to melt everything away?

[paracelsus_ftw]

...you gonna conveniently grow a D-cup before the job?

[the_bastard_ds]

No. I like being a male, thank you.