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[paracelsus_ftw]

I'M JUDGING WHAT?!

You guys outta yer fucking minds? How the hell do I fit a wig 'round this body? Who in God's name will bang my --

AUDITIONS FOR COURT HAMMER HOLDER : OPEN

Requirement.

[ooc: in which the weasel got selected to judge the Greed case. Mind the link! Work-safe, but perhaps unethical.]

Comments

[dubia_lux]

Subtle.

[paracelsus_ftw]

King o' that, mate.

Now, do you need a list of acceptable judge bribes?

[dubia_lux]

Pornographic candy?

[paracelsus_ftw]

...we got that shit?

[maemihatesyou]

Why do we humor them with their silly rules and laws?

[paracelsus_ftw]

Cause I say so.

Next on the line o' stupid questions?

[maemihatesyou]

What does weasel taste like when barbecued?

[paracelsus_ftw]

Yo, veggy-boy.

Bite my furry little ass.

[enspirit]

Well, I see the legal system is in wonderful shape...

[paracelsus_ftw]

Yenno, ye kinda... look like a hammer lady.

[enspirit]

I'm an attorney, not a judge.

Private

[lyra_of_dust]

You're a lawyer? Um... I think my guardian and I need to talk with you.

[virginia_lupus]

Pig suits you oh so slightly better than weasel, Paulie, dear.

[paracelsus_ftw]

Shove it, sweetheart.

I'm bustin' outta this skin soon as I can, and banging more holes than there are in a bag a' fruit loops.

[virginia_lupus]

It's taken you quite long enough. If I needed any further proof that you've lost your touch, its scratching its fleas right in front of me.

[just_rayne]

Perverted weasel? Oh geez, what's next?

[paracelsus_ftw]

Dunno, ma'am, but if ye ever need the day job...?

[just_rayne]

Heh, I'll keep that in mind.