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[paracelsvs]

Things I learned today:

• Snow and ice are nice, because they soften your fall.
• I've started to get headaches from being hungry. That's not something that used to happen before.
• The tastiest kind of human meat is apparently the left arm of a white woman. This probably has something to do with the muscles not being as developed.

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[paracelsvs]

Also, I should apologize, because this journal really didn't need any more cannibalism, but it was sort of unavoidable today.

[urbeatle]

was she a celebrity?

[doctroid]

Man, your annual journal entries get earlier every year.

[paracelsvs]

That is the REAL joke of this Rabbit Hole day post.