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[Dictated as he paces his room, making dramatic gestures that no one can see]
Dear Diary,
It seems a perfectly good Heroing event has passed me by... I am not happy about missing out on all the fun. Certainly, my Hammers of justice would have made short work of those villains!
The Villainess who very rudely froze me two days ago
You may have won this time, Evil Lady, but I'm on to you! Our paths will cross again, and I won't go so easy on you next time around!
That guy with the Peace Patrol
I noticed your journal entry mentioned a 'Peace Patrol'. I would like to know more about this organization.
And by Hammers, I mean fists.
Dear Diary,
It seems a perfectly good Heroing event has passed me by... I am not happy about missing out on all the fun. Certainly, my Hammers of justice would have made short work of those villains!
The Villainess who very rudely froze me two days ago
You may have won this time, Evil Lady, but I'm on to you! Our paths will cross again, and I won't go so easy on you next time around!
That guy with the Peace Patrol
I noticed your journal entry mentioned a 'Peace Patrol'. I would like to know more about this organization.
And by Hammers, I mean fists.