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[Captain Hammer has set himself up in the lobby with a table covered in a hammer-printed fabric, a mug of Sharpie markers, and a stack of glossy 8x10s of himself. Also on the table is an opened journal, a pitcher of water, and a full glass.]
[Enthusiastically dictates to journal;]
Welcome to Paradisa, all you new residents! Now is the time to get to know your resident Superhero and member of the Awesomeness Committee, Captain Hammer!
Yes, yours truly will be in the Lobby signing autographs for all you lucky people ... and, uh, non-people, too, of course. Everyone's welcome!
[Suddenly serious] Well, everyone except Evildoers and Villains! Beware, I will not stand for injustice! You Have been warned!
[Enthusiastically dictates to journal;]
Welcome to Paradisa, all you new residents! Now is the time to get to know your resident Superhero and member of the Awesomeness Committee, Captain Hammer!
Yes, yours truly will be in the Lobby signing autographs for all you lucky people ... and, uh, non-people, too, of course. Everyone's welcome!
[Suddenly serious] Well, everyone except Evildoers and Villains! Beware, I will not stand for injustice! You Have been warned!