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[pwnspatrickjane]

[so after a week of ice cream, moping, and missing Gus terribly, Shawn has decided to take preemptive measures. Instead of waiting for Gus to come back, he's taking matters into his own hands and finding one himself. So he's sitting in the lobby with a table and a sign in front of him that reads:]

AUDITIONS: BFF

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[daddyhost]

[He is ttly there! Tamaki will never miss a chance to make new friends, and someone with such a flair and drama must be FUN!]

[daddyhost]

Never! A friendship can have no secrets!

[pwnspatrickjane]

[and check! Shawn considers for a minute before asking the next question]

Which do you think is better -- being my assistant at our awesome psychic detective agency, or working as a pharmaceutical rep?

[daddyhost]

...

...

[Wait what?

Looks like he is seriously considering this for a moment... But. Pharmaceutical business is Kyouya's and he wouldn't want to attempt to take that, and psychic sounded too much like the black arts and curses and... and...]

I'm a Host.

[pwnspatrickjane]

Like the person at a restaurant who tells you where to sit?

[daddyhost]

No!

A Host is responsible for bringing smiles to the faces of beautiful women everywhere.

[pwnspatrickjane]

... I see. Does it work?

[daddyhost]

Of course.

[pwnspatrickjane]

Good. That's good.