A sentient castle? For once something unexpected! Though, it seems like this place enjoys taking the fun out of things.. Hmph! We’re sealed away here?
Just you wait, ‘Paradisa’, sooner or later my magic will find away to override yours! I’m certain! The Witch of Certainty proclaims it upon her name with ‘certainty’! Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!
Haaaaaa, with that out of the way.. [ the sound of fingers snapping and POOF insta-tea set ]
I don’t usually invite human guests, but I’d hate to take this tea alone. Be honored that I, the great witch Lambdadelta, am extending an invite to all you! Drop by and say hello. After all, if we’re going to be stuck here for the time being.. I want to get to know my fellow captives!
[ giggles and scribbles down her room number here ]
I’ll be wai~ting.
[ ooc: she's pimped out a
little front room for guests ]