(no subject)
[dictated. loudly. someone is piiiiiissed.]
Hey,
Damian. Thanks for not giving me a concussion! That sure was nice of you.
You know what wasn't nice? Immobilizing me and leaving me alone for hours! I can't believe you! You don't do that to your friends. I don't care what you say, I didn't deserve that!
[she'll wait a few seconds, audibly tapping her foot]
I know you're out there. I know you're listening, too. There's no way you're not keeping tabs.
What happened to you?
[another pause]
Oh, thanks for leaving the TV on too, by the way. So informative. Though it looks like you're the one in need of an intervention.
[... clearly someone zoned out during the anger management segment. Sorry Dr. Phil. She was too busy thinking about how she'd bitch a certain Batman out publicly :x ]
What do you say,
Damian?
Hey,
Damian. Thanks for not giving me a concussion! That sure was nice of you.
You know what wasn't nice? Immobilizing me and leaving me alone for hours! I can't believe you! You don't do that to your friends. I don't care what you say, I didn't deserve that!
[she'll wait a few seconds, audibly tapping her foot]
I know you're out there. I know you're listening, too. There's no way you're not keeping tabs.
What happened to you?
[another pause]
Oh, thanks for leaving the TV on too, by the way. So informative. Though it looks like you're the one in need of an intervention.
[... clearly someone zoned out during the anger management segment. Sorry Dr. Phil. She was too busy thinking about how she'd bitch a certain Batman out publicly :x ]
What do you say,
Damian?