one }

[ultimateteen]

[Sheets rustle. Fitfully. A very familiar noise, considering what's been going on recently. A boy whimpers, muffed beneath the covers, and then--]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[pant pant] Oh... good. The Dark Chef isn't really out to... wait, where- this isn't-

[disbelieving pause]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[KERTHUMP-BUMP-BAM-CRASH-SCUFFLE.]

[ooc: Saffy is le tired and will resume tagging tomorrow morning.]