❀ ten unicorn statues for my desk
Is it, like, possible... maybe... for me to get a new.... [trails off with hesitation]
Uhm, cause, I mean, I'm trying to be really careful, but when you carry something around, like, all the time it, kinda, gets used a lot.
It's like a Purse! Only, it's magical and kinda heavy and sort of boring... cause, it's not like I don't mind reading about all of your stuff and lives and whatever. Sometimes, it's totally exciting, but sometimes you guys are kinda... weird. Plus, there has been a lot of talk about food. Are you all super fat??
[sigh... she got distracted, please hold while she remembers what she was talking about]
Oh!
[there she is]
But anyway, I think I need a new journal.
Is this like the time in high school when I lost my Algebra book, which I swear I didn't do on purpose, like, at all, but if this journal is going to cost me like eighty of whatever that money that sounds like a piano is?
I mean, that's not how it works, right?