it's a long way down
[today in Paradisa, there's some kind of fuss going on. it's coming from a little table at the side of a corridor. it sounds rather like if you're the type to get curious, come on over! you'll see...]
[Alucard! oh, it's just Alucard. he's two inches tall and staring, aghast, down over the edge of the table. it's an awfully long way down, right now, and while he obviously won't die from it, it's going to take him a bit of time to get from here to his room. while he contemplates the drop he's roaring a challenge at the top of his lungs- not very loud at his current size- at the castle. because... really... what else could it be?]
[come bother the guy~]
[Alucard! oh, it's just Alucard. he's two inches tall and staring, aghast, down over the edge of the table. it's an awfully long way down, right now, and while he obviously won't die from it, it's going to take him a bit of time to get from here to his room. while he contemplates the drop he's roaring a challenge at the top of his lungs- not very loud at his current size- at the castle. because... really... what else could it be?]
[come bother the guy~]