Host King's Eighth Court

Jul 10, 2010 17:15

[The assigned day had come, and Tamaki was in a state of HIGH EXCITEMENT! It was time for the planning of the Grand Opening next week...]




















[The host club room has been transformed! It looks like a beautiful garden, complete with peacocks and a stunning koi pond. Tables and chairs are set up in secluded parts of the garden, providing a background for afternoon tea.

Tamaki is waiting for his Host Club members to arrive, already dressed in a stunning white suit. There is a suit/costume made perfectly in everyone's size, just waiting for them to try on.

Come one and all, Host Club, it's time to see what's planned for the Grand Opening~!]

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[Taking a break from all the preparations, Tamaki has come down to the kitchens looking for the servants to order a midday meal.

When he sees...

He sees...

THE MICROWAVE.

Oh, it's so beautiful. Such a sleek box, such an inventive design~! He had heard of them, even caught a glimpse of the magnificent machine the last time he was in this bewildering kitchen. If he remembered the rumours he had heard, it was... some sort of substitute for a live chef? Commoners were so resourceful~! So amazing~!

Creeping closer. Closer... Clooooooser...

He's practically wiggling with excitement as he lays his journal on the side and presses the button that opens the door with a noise of sheer pleasure when it does so. OMG IT OPENS THIS IS THEBESTTHINGEVER!!! What did commoners eat? He thought back to his brief foray into the 'mall' that time, and the supermarket with all those instant foods.

OH!

OH YES! He remembered now. The journal would pick up a voice almost shaking with suppressed excitement.]

A tin of baked beans, please castle~

[And lo! Tamaki places the tin in the microwave and presses some random buttons, oo-ing and ahh-ing as the light comes on and it starts to spin round.

...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Baked beans splatter over the WHOLE KITCHEN and coat both journal and Tamaki from head to toe... enjoy that, residents, as one grinning moron exclaims happily.]

Commoners eat so strangely!

[ooc: Host Club peeps are welcome to threadjack and mingle. Rest of the post is OPEN over the journal or in the kitchen. Obv. host club members can come to both bits if they like. A thread heading for the host club to reply to is up.

BACKDATED to yesterday, before the group loss.]

suoh tamaki

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