Aug 17, 2010 19:02
[The sun was shining, the birds were singing, Haruhi was in Paradisa and the devil twins were NOT. This meant it was a beautiful day~
Tamaki came bounding out of his room and towards the stairs, mentally going over all the various things he and Haruhi could do that day. A picnic... bareback horseriding... a walk on the beach... hand-glider lessons... in his mind anything was possible.]
[What a concidence! Though Kasanoda wasn't in such a elaborate dream theater, he was eager to see Haruhi, and offer his aide. Maybe she'd be happy to see him! Maybe they could be friends! Maybe she could teach him how to be a good host! Maybe...
...he wouldn't watch he he was going. Something went 'squish' under his foot, and he found himself lurching forward-]
H-Hey!
[What a bizarre coincidence, because at that moment on the opposite staircase, someone else's foot was going squish on a similar suspicious yellow object.
Tamaki's arms pinwheeled comically, as his eyes opened wide, before he just fell down the stairs like some kind of (incredibly handsome) beach ball.]
HARUHIIIIIIIIIII!! SAVE DADDY!
[SPLAT. He was on the bottom of the stairs, sighing heavily. Just his luck. well, at least no one was around to see it. So, sitting up, he was ready to try and... and... What was that feminine screaming?
Blinking, he looked up at the scream, and although he couldn't shout in surprise and horror, it's obvious what his jaw dropped mouth was trying to 'say', Alas, there was no time to move out of the way. He'd just have to hope Tamaki's body was as light as his brain.]
[In true amazing Ouran style, Tamaki's flailing body managed to turn in exactly the right number of revolutions that when he hit the bottom... his lips hit something soft.
...
...
Soft... tender lips... meeting his own in A KISS OHMYHOLYMOTHEROFGOD.]
[Kasanoda had always imagined what his first kiss would be like. Perhaps a beautiful blonde, in an adorable little accident.
Irony was making Ritsu his bitch.He was frozen solid, save for those hot tears running down his cheeks. He couldn't even push Tamaki off,his mind was so distracted with a list of ways to bleach his lips.]
[Frozen.
Frozen.
Fr... o.... zen...
So. Paradisa. Anyone in the lobby is free to see this adorable and amazing union of fate, before anyone in the journals is free to hear the ear-splitting SHRIEK that split the air after a moment.]
[ooc: So. Very. Open. Banana loss start.]
ritsu kasanoda,
suoh tamaki