[Barney's been takin' it easy since the EXTREME events of last week, and today finds him sitting at his table in the WildKat, doing his paperwork and watching the passersby outside his window, with a cup of pencils in front of him.
occasionally, he'll stop and throw a pencil up at the ceiling so that it sticks]
Hey, everybody. President of Awesomeness, here. You know me. Oh yeah. Hi, there.
Here's the scoop. I am ridiculously short-staffed over here at the WildKat. So, if any of you are bored enough to want a job, want free coffee, or just want the chance to work with a crew of Certifiably Awesome people? Coooome onnnnn dooooooow---- GHK.
[that snort is courtesy of the fact that one of the pencils just fell out of the ceiling, bounced on its eraser, and embedded itself in one of his nostrils.
he sits there for a second, flabbergasted, then---]
Ohmygod. LILY! LILY!
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! [anyone in the Kat's free to have seen this bit of awesome good luck go down, of course. and, no, he hasn't taken the pencil out of his nose yet]