paradisa wedding bells - part 2/2

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[onlyanapple]

[Well, after that best man speech full of happiness and love, Crowley clearly needs to address the balance of making this moment horrifically embarrassing for the bride and groom. So he’ll just stand on his chair and shout ‘OI’ because glass tapping is for pansies]

Marriage is about love and commitment, or in my case, attempted filings for restraining orders. As Ukitake has already covered that vomit enduing part, and quite frankly because I want to, I’m going to talk about something else.
Something for you all to remember while you’re clinking glasses and congratulating them is that in a few hours, they’ll vanish to their room and do what newlyweds have been doing since marriage existed. Namely, banging each other’s brains out. And trust me, these two have waited long enough. I mean, I don’t know what they waited for to be honest. It’s not like the Big Guy has anything against it, if he did, it wouldn’t be so bloody hilarious.

[He grins in Abel and Lilith’s directionI’ve left you a packet of condoms, a tub of Vaseline and a copy

[clarklike]

[Oh, Lois. He's just going to turn his attention back to the speeches.]

[onlyanapple]

[You;re awesome, Lois, you're getting a thumbs up.

Now troll Clark more :3]

[notjamesbond]

[Somehow, Newt has attained a facial expression that is a perfect mixture of glaring disapproval, embarrassment, and disbelief.

And it is directed toward none other than Crowley. Thanks for ruining the precious moment there. This perfectly asserts all the reasons why he dislikes you so much.]

[onlyanapple]

[Newt will get a cheerful salute.

YOU'RE WELCOME!]

[notjamesbond]

[And Newt will refrain the urge to say something in return to that. Because this is a happy occasion! Who in their right mind would invite Crowley to a day as precious as this?

Somebody really crazy, Newt believes. Or someone who somehow believes that this smirking demon is the perfect guest at a wedding.]

[onlyanapple]

[Abel and Lilith, that's who. Though Crowley will NEVER admit the lie-saving incidents he did for Lilith and Caterina to Newt which made the couple like him, oh no]

[so_catless]

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[onlyanapple]

[Isn't learning FUN?]

[luckyvalentine]

[raises her glass in cheers!]

[onlyanapple]

[Grins. He knew he could count on you, Valentine]

[wornbright]

[onlyanapple]

[milanobutterfly]

[This would be Caterina disapproving, wondering why anyone let Crowley speak at this, and if he was telling the truth. If he was she should probably have Gunslinger clear out the room before they went in.]

[onlyanapple]

[Because Abel is clearly crazy and thought Crowley would behave, that's why. And oh, he's very serious about those gifts. They have a little bow around them and everything]

[milanobutterfly]

[She'll have Tres Crowley-proof the room just in case.]