Dec 09, 2010 08:06
Okay, first of all? It's about TIME this place made all the guys suit up. Come on, you CAN'T not be loving this. Everyone looks absolutely awesome. I'm totally digging this whole Christmas Carol vibe.
[with that, Barney finishes putting up the last of the Christmas decorations in the Nines, and heads down to the lobby to work on his newest project.]
Okay, Castle, put it riiiiight about there. Yeah, there. No, wait, a little to the --- yes, perfect. Noooow, let's see, I need some ... [drops off and starts mumbling quietly. wouldn't want the journal to ruin the surprise! there are a few hammering sounds, and some fluttering, and cooing, and --]
Ack! Hey. No. That's my head. Get off. Over there, huh? THERE.
[some severe turtle-dove wrangling and wish-building later, there is now a BOOTH in one corner of the lobby, near the entrance to the ballroom. There are perches lining the sides, covered in turtledoves. It's all very homey and old-fashioned looking, with a sign in big, scrolling, magician's-sideshow letters proclaims:]
KISSING BOOTH!
Absolutely FREE! Avoid the embarrassment of kissing someone uncouth!
Sponsored By The Awesomeness Committee
[come and git 'em, folks.]
barney stinson