(no subject)
[And the latest victim of the Tamaki Brain Theater has come! Ritsu Kasanoda is no longer the straight, brash member of the yakuza who is super moe with women/friends.]
Huh... so Ashura has been missing for a few days.
[This is Secret FBI Agent Ritsu Kasanoda.]
And the only evidence left are his pets, and a strange statue resembling him.
[A gay, dramatic cop who is the most stereotypical CSI police man ever.]
This calls for an investigation. Bad guys don't rest during the holidays.
[His journal is open, and he is in front of the Ashura statue. He is pulling out something from his pants pocket.]
Tis the season, for Santa's...
[It's a pair of shades. Now on his face.]
... Slay.
[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
oh, and if you wanna turtledove this up, go right ahead, because, really, how could this possibly get any worse.]
Huh... so Ashura has been missing for a few days.
[This is Secret FBI Agent Ritsu Kasanoda.]
And the only evidence left are his pets, and a strange statue resembling him.
[A gay, dramatic cop who is the most stereotypical CSI police man ever.]
This calls for an investigation. Bad guys don't rest during the holidays.
[His journal is open, and he is in front of the Ashura statue. He is pulling out something from his pants pocket.]
Tis the season, for Santa's...
[It's a pair of shades. Now on his face.]
... Slay.
[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
oh, and if you wanna turtledove this up, go right ahead, because, really, how could this possibly get any worse.]