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Jan 11, 2011 17:21

[Today, Paradisa will have a screaming transvestite in a fangirl t-shirt appearing in the kitchen]

- of this photo?!!!

[But the laws of Ouran-physics are cruel and unusual, and a banana peel inexplicably appears underfoot. Ranka flails around comically, before landing flat on his face ( Read more... )

!intro, fujioka ryouji (ranka)

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daddyhost January 12 2011, 00:11:20 UTC

[For once, Tamaki had been walking along minding his own business, before...]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

1/2 notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 00:21:29 UTC

[YOU :/]

You're getting in the way of me saving my darling little girl. [He'll get up and stand on Tamaki's face] How dare you ruin my fantastic rescue mission!

[Looking around] What did you do to everyone?

2/2 notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 00:22:50 UTC

[Gasp!!!]

DID YOU RIG SOMETHING UP TO HIDE HARUHI AWAY? WAS THIS ALL A RUSE?!!!

[Still standing on your face, btw]

1/idek daddyhost January 12 2011, 00:53:04 UTC

O-Ow.

daddyhost January 12 2011, 00:53:26 UTC

[Wait... did that voice say... Haruhi?]

daddyhost January 12 2011, 00:55:13 UTC

[Tilting his head awkwardly under that foot, his eyes widened and he gasped.]

DADDY!

daddyhost January 12 2011, 00:56:39 UTC

[LEAPING UPRIGHT! And magically displacing poor Ranka onto her back, Tamaki raises a hand to the sky, a portrait of Haruhi appearing in mid-air behind them.]

YOU HAVE COME AT LAST TO HELP SAVE OUR PRECIOUS LITTLE GIRL! TWO DADDIES UNITED IN SAVING OUR DAUGHTER FROM THE EVIL KIDNAPPERS THAT HAVE TAKEN HER HOSTA--

daddyhost January 12 2011, 00:59:27 UTC

Ehh... where did you go?

Done daddyhost January 12 2011, 00:59:49 UTC

What are you doing down there, Daddy?

1/2 notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 01:05:00 UTC

[LEAPING TO HIS FEET, FIST ALREADY RAISED TO PUNCH TAMAKI IN THE FACE ON THE WAY UP]

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER YOU DAUGHTER STEALING CREEPY BOY?!!!

2/2 notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 01:05:37 UTC

[And his foot will come down to kick Tamaki's face to the ground]

AND YOU ARE NOT THE DADDY! I AM!

ME ME ME ME ME!!!

1/2 daddyhost January 12 2011, 01:12:12 UTC

ARRRRGHHHH!!!!

Re: 2/2 daddyhost January 12 2011, 01:12:25 UTC

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 01:16:54 UTC

[YES YOU LIE ON THE FLOOR WHERE YOU BELONG]

Where are the kidnappers that took my precious little angel? WHERE ARE THOSE EVIL LOBELIA GIRLS?!!!

daddyhost January 12 2011, 20:10:13 UTC

[Squished, he groans unhappily on the floor, wibbling.]

L-L-LOBELIA?! HERE???????

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 20:44:34 UTC

I was just trying to rescue Haruhi from them, then I was here!

They must have a secret trap door, where they've taken my daughter to do unspeakable things to her!!!

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