[Because it's not John's life if it doesn't suck at a ridiculous level once every few months, there's a brown, scruffy cat in your kitchen.
Oh, and what's that he's batting around the floor? Oh, it's a pistol. And if the way his tail is flicking around is any indication, he's getting increasingly annoyed that he can't pick it up. Curse you, lack of opposable thumbs, don't know you there's a zombie on the prowl here? How's he supposed to protect his loved ones now?
As a scarred, scruffy angry cat with a gun is exactly the sort of thing common sense dictates you should avoid, maybe you should go give him some attention]
[[ooc: Open as an open thing. John here is an INFECTIOUS KITTY. If you want your character to be infected by him, let me know. Or, if other kitties want to chill with him, come on over.
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