Seventy Sixth Song

[mysticalvender]

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[daddyhost]

[His heart almost bursts with the tragedy of that tale, and it's clear he's crying when his voice comes over the journal.]

Of course I will bossman! Every waking second I am not working for you, or the Host Club, I will be right there to help!

[mysticalvender]

Awww, well that's just...

[Wait]

Working for me?

[daddyhost]

Do not fear, I will never abandon you.

[mysticalvender]

Oh...no. But you don't need to...

Really, Barney needs WAAAAY more help than I do.

[daddyhost]

I could no more forsake you, than I could any of my friends.

You gave me my first chance, my ability to prove myself in the commoner's working world. How could I abandon you even in the face of another's need? NEVER! I will work for you both!

[mysticalvender]

[Balls]

OH oh, but Pudding! You don't HAVE to work for me. I have no need. I have so much staff...

I can't afford you all any more.

[daddyhost]

So you're letting me go?

[mysticalvender]

[Oh this is going bad]

No, no. I'm...outsourcing you.

[daddyhost]

[There is only the sound of the lightning crack as someone's SOUL BREAKS.]

[mysticalvender]

[Balls]

Bucko?

[daddyhost]

[All he had wanted was to prove himself in the commoner's arena so that Haruhi would look at him in pride. Instead he was being CAST ASIDE by someone who he had thought was a friend.

His hands... ruined... calloused from washing that dish to perfection...]

[mysticalvender]

[Oh this feel bad]

Tamaki? Honey? You still there?

[daddyhost]

[NO! NO HE IS NOT HERE! He is making a hamster home for the winter, because it will be a hard one now he is unemployed. He has to have some way to keep Haruhi warm now that his commoner's job has heartlessly laid him off.

This is his hamster home and you aren't invited bossman. >:|]

[mysticalvender]

[Guilt...rising]

[daddyhost]

[Feel the guilt. FEEL IT!]